Recession Warning Signs

TOP 10 WARNING SIGNS WE’RE IN A RECESSION
10. David Blaine’s newest stunt: escaping bankruptcy.
9. Elizabeth Banks hyphenates her name to read: Elizabeth Banks-FDIC Insured.
8. “SHIT - I GOT LAYED OFF” is the answer to a puzzle on Wheel Of Fortune.
7. Tom Cruise starts stalking Katie from the city bus instead of his Porsche.
6. Kellogg’s fired POP, so your Rice Krispies only SNAP and KRACKLE.
5. Bear Grylls has to re-work his show and call it: MAN VS. UNEMPLOYMENT.
4. Suze Orman gets hired to replace David Letterman.
3. Jimmy Cracks Corn, and EVERYBODY cares.
2. Mike Rowe takes a Dirty Job trying to sell real estate.
1. Tyra Banks executive produces a new show: AMERICA’S NEXT TOP BAILOUT
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